ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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