ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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