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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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