ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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