ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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