ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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