ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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