ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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