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THURSDAY, 7 FEBRUARY 1980
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
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