ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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