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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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