ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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