ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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