ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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