ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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