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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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