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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 11 FEBRUARY 1981
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
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