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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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