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Till death do us part.
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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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