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You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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