ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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