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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
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- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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