ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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