ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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