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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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