ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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