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You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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