ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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