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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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