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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
MONDAY, 22 JULY 1985
There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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