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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The bins are now fortnightly.
The council tax is still monthly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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