ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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