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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 30 JULY 1985
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
  2. You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
  3. The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
  4. Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
  5. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  6. Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
  7. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.

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