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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 29 JULY 1985
A full review is ongoing.
Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review to live.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
  2. The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
  3. Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
  4. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  5. Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
  6. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
  7. There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…

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