ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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