ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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