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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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