ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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