ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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