ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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