ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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