ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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