ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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