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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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