ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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