ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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