ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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