ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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