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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can't take money with you when you go.
Your direct debits, however, will give it a really good try.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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