ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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